Well obviously there is something wrong with a lil bump'n'grind when the person you're bumping and grinding (and the rest! And the rumours of what R Kelly got up to are pretty twisted) is under 16 and you're over 30. Anyways we don't want to get into the under-age sexual preferences of pop stars as that's a whole can of unopened worms (Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King). Let's just say R Kelly made some great music, mostly a long time ago, and that should be celebrated, while his ridiculousness should, well, just be ridiculed. Big shout to the friendliest PR in London, Danna Fabric, for organising the night.
